Elton John is ANGRY!

Singer, 'Elton John' is furious at Australian Prime Minister 'John Howard' because he is ruling out any chance of same-sex marriages in Australia. When asked what he thought about this, and if he had a message to the Aussie PM, Elton simply stated, 'UP YOURS'. I have to agree... I mean people are people, if they love each other, let them get married!

Nicole Kidman - Highest Paid Actress

On yet another slow news day, Aussie 'Nicole Kidman' has been named the highest paid actress in Hollywood! At a whopping US$17M a movie, she is topping the list which has Reese Witherspoon following. So...yeah does anyone remember when Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz were top...? Where did they go?

Ashlee & Jessica - Life in hell!

Australian magazine, 'NW', has reported that in the past few weeks the sisters lives have been spiralling out into what can only be considered hell! Ashlee has been accused of doing drugs by family and friends and begged to stop, whilst there are fears for Jessica as she has been seen to be down a lot. Sources from the magazine say that she has been diagnosed with depression. Oh how I love these trashy tabloids!

Lindsay's secret sex-life?

The rich teen star was seen splashing out around $820 on a pair of diamond handcuffs at Fred Segal in Beverly Hill's on Sunday. She was then seen putting the key onto a gold necklace as she left the store. Ah Lindsay...what a precious kinky little girl you are.

Nicole Richie & Rachel Zoe ... ITS WAR

Okay...so she fired her as her stylist because she needs to have a more positive influence...so Rachel comes out with a statement saying, "There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. The tabloid reports have no merit. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship….I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness." Next we go onto Nicole's MySpace blog...and what does it say..."What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist? HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup..."

Britney's Career...

So is anybody else wondering when this huge comeback is going to come? No offense to Paris, but she seems to be slowing down the process, and with Britney flashing now on average once every two days, it's getting quite tiring. YOUR FANS WANT TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC, NOT SEE YOUR GINEY! Bah...at the rate this is going, we will have enough pictures to photoshop a sex tape!

K-Fed slept with a Porn Star

Reports are comning in that while they were still married, Kevin cheated on Britney with porn star, 'Kendra Jade'. “Kevin and Britney were basically living apart by early October after they had a huge fight about his carousing,” the source says. “Kevin was staying at a friend’s apartment in the L.A. neighborhood of Studio City — and that’s where he and Kendra took their friendship to another level.” So is anybody else starting to think that's who the other girl could be?

Britney flashes...again

Okay, so it kind of seems that Paris is having a bad effect on Britney, but I have to ask what everyone is thinking, are these pictures even real? I mean who could be stupid enough to not wear panties in something that low...twice! For the uncensored version, head over to PerezHilton.com!

Naww...

So there's where the baby is. Still doesn't she have two or three others somewhere?

Paris, Britney....and LINDSAY?

Um...so yeah...anybody else wondering what the hell is going on? First there is the big fight between Lindsay and Paris, plus there is all that firecrotch history, and here the three are, in a car! Poor Nicole! Where is she in the midst of all this fun!

Nicole Kidman - Pregnant?

The Aussie who just wed Keith Urban is apparently already pregnant! Currently filming 'Phillip Pullman's' "The Golden Compass", Nicole is staying in London. A source says, "Miss Kidman certainly isn't hiding the changes in her body now and seems to be very comfortable with them. Any woman seeing her now up close can't help but notice she is a mum-to-be." Hmm...so not long now till Suri has a baby brother or sister to play with (besides the other two)!

K-Feds New Girl

Pictures are appearing everywhere of K-Fed with this, er, hot chick and reports are coming in saying that he's now doing her since he can't have Britney. The rumors are that he has been dating her for about 3 weeks now, and may be one of the reasons for the split between him and Britney. I'd definitley choose her over Britney...er...for real.

Jess & Nick - Sex Tape?

Well it seems everybody has a sex-tape coming out soon, so these newly-divorced should be no exception. A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles." The tape has apparently fallen into the hands of those responsible for the release of the Pammy and Tommy sex-tape! Although other sources, such as PerezHilton are claiming that there is no tape in exsistence...guess we will have to wait and see!

Pamela & Kid file for divorce

After only four months of marriage, Pamela has filed for divorce from Kid Rock. "Pamela filed for divorce last week," Anderson's publicist, Tracy Nguyen, told People magazine. "It wasn't a happy Thanksgiving." Pamela has not yet stated why she has filed for divorce, but has published on her website saying that it is in fact true. Again, did NOT see this coming....

Paris ATTACKS Lindsay!

In the early hours of Sunday morning, Lindsay was at the heiress's home for a Hollywood party. Lindsay claims that Paris then just randomly THREW a drink at her. Lindsay then stormed out of the house, only to realize she had left her bag inside. Going back to the house she was seen banging on the door yelling out cokehead. Elliot Mintz, Hilton's publicist said, "It's not true. At no time did Paris ever throw anything at Lindsay, at no time did Paris ever hit her, assault her, touch her or make any physical contact with her. This is really troubling and very disturbing. It's a very serious accusation when you say somebody hit them." Hmm these two are entertaining to watch!

Hilary and Joel - Splitsville

Well Hilary and Joel are finally over, not that I couldn't already see it coming. I guess they did have a lot of hardships through their realtionship, with the endless taunts about the age gap, then there was that whole stalker incident. A source reports, “Madden told clubgoers Duff broke up with him about ten days ago and that their eight-year age difference was causing problems.”

IM SORRY BUT WHAT THE F!@K

So looks like 'Lindsay Lohan' is going for a bit of a smarter and uglier look in her new film 'Bobby'. The actress reportedly started crying whilst filming the marriage scene with 'Elijah Wood' because she saw her own wedding day to be like that. Okay so um....first she says she's a bit of a maneater, and now she is ready to settle down? GOD!

Victoria Beckham & Nicole Richie - WORST legs in Hollywood!

So on this slow-news day, Victoria & Nicole have been voted to have the worst legs of any female celebrity in the world! The best legs vote was given to 'Kelly Brook' and 'Kate Moss'. Poor Posh, at least she has David to go home to every night.

Tom & Katie...to release an album!

Oh lord....well sources are saying that the boring-weds are considering releasing an album after being offered a wad of cash. A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “Tom’s got a great voice. And he loves that song ever since his ‘Top Gun’ character Maverick sang it to woo his love interest Kelly McGillis. Katie proved how talented she is musically when she performed in ‘The Singing Detective’ remake.” There was also apparently several music producers who attended their wedding who gave them a few offers. So what do you think the album is going to be called?

Has Britney already started dating again?

Now that she is one of the most eligible bachelorette's in the world, Britney is enjoying all the attention she is getting from men. Recently she has been seen with not one, but two men! The first admiring man is none other then 'Mario Lopez'. "There was chemistry and they stayed out until 2am when Britney dragged Mario back to the Sky Villa room," the News of the World quoted the source, as saying. The next man she was seen with is her manager, 'Jason Trawick'. "He's her manager but they didn't act like it. It's all very fishy but she is single," the source said. The next day they were both seen leaving 'Pamela Anderson's' home in Vegas, wearing the same clothes! Well there's something for you to read ex-fed!

Paris can speak Italian

Britney flashes her panties!

Flashing what used to belong to ex-fed, Britney is hopping on out to party with the party-girl herself 'Paris Hilton'. For what has now seemed eternity, the two have been clubbing for the past week. Where the hell are her children? Also just for those interested, pictures (photoshopped..........) have appeared on PerezHilton of Britney pulling a Lindsay and flashing.

Brad Pitt's Parents Spent Thanksgiving With Ex-Wife Jennifer Aniston...

Although they are divorced, Aniston still has good feelings towards her ex-husbands family and is going to be spending Thanksgiving with them! Angie apprently isn't very fond of this. A source close to Jolie tells Britain's Star magazine, "She is distraught that the woman who is practically her mother-in-law is continuing to mix with Brad's ex-wife." She invited her former in-laws to celebrate Thursday's U.S. holiday at her new, six-bedroom Beverly Hills pad.

Calum Best cheats on poor Lohan

Ah Lindsay you sure know how to pick them. Calum has been charming another woman and she has said, "Calum shouted over to get my attention," .... "He bought me a drink and we started snogging. It's not something I'd normally do, but he was very charming." So far, there is no word back from Lohan camp, but a friend has said "She will be furious when she finds out what he's been up to." Poor little firecrotch :(

Nicole Richie - Style Guide!

Nicole Richie has finally released a style guide of what she thinks is hot! No idea if her ex style guru 'Rachel Zoe' gave her any help on this. This is Richie's second book to date, and is tipped to be a bestseller for the radical fashion tips. To purchase the book click here for Nicole Richie's Style guide!

Jennifer Love Hewitt denied sex!

Well it seems that Nicole Richie isn't the only one! 'Jack Black', star of "King Kong" says that once Jennifer invited him back to her hotel room after hitting on him. However he says that he had to turn down her proposistion because he was dating somebody at the time. He told Britain's Heat magazine: "Jennifer Love Hewitt once said to me, 'Let's hang out, go to my room...' I thought she meant her trailer, but I realised she meant her hotel room! I didn't capitalise on it, though." Hmm...can you see little Jack Black and Jennifer Love Hewitts floating around?

Kevin BEGS Britney to take him back!

Reports are flooding in that wannabe rapper, K-Fed, is begging his soon to be ex-wife 'Britney Spears' to take him back. A source says, "Kevin flew to Miami as soon as he heard Britney was expected there to record a few tracks for her new album. He had hoped to have a heart-to-heart talk and convince her to drop the divorce. But Britney didn't go to Miami - instead she flew to Las Vegas. She's keeping her distance from Kevin." Kevin is apparently starting to panic, with friends saying he is only now just realizing without Britney, he wont be able to live the good life. Kevin is possibly now thinking about writing a tell-all book which will give out the juciest secrets surrounding their marriage, and apparently how Britney is bi-sexual and wanted to have threesomes during the time they were married! Can't wait to see how this pans out!

Heidi and Seal - A Boy!

It is now official, Heidi Klum and Seal have had a baby boy, after the birth the following statement was left:

“JOHAN
TO OUR CHILDREN, A BROTHER
TO OUR PARENTS, A GRANDSON
TO MY WIFE AND I, A SON
TO OUR FAMiLY, A BLESSING
JOHAN RILEY FYODOR TAIWO SAMUEL
WAS BORN AN 11/22/06 AT 17:01 in L.A.
WEIGHING 8 LBS 11 OUNCES.
HE IS HEALTHY, BEAUTIFUL AND LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS MOTHER"

- Seal.

Britney buying a house

Yes that is right, Britney is looking for house in Miami! She has been shopping around, and reports say she is looking at a house that costs a whopping $29M! The party-girl who has been seen out on the town with 'Paris Hilton' quite a lot recently, is stil in the process of her icky divorce from back-up dance, 'Kevin Federline'.

Harry Potter Kiss - Had to post it

Harry Potter has hit puberty and here is the picture of his first kiss with the beautiful Cho Chang! Daniel Radcliffe apparently made the crew shoot the scene over and over because he loved kissing. "It was reported that we did a huge amount of takes, but actually you do that number on any scene. Once you have covered it from all the camera angles you've done about 30 takes," he told the Daily Mail. Just for those itching, here is the trailer:

Lindsay in ANOTHER car crash whilst with new boyfriend!

Lindsay Lohan just escaped injury on Sunday when her Range Rover collided with a police car in London. Partying with socialite, 'Calum Best', she was driving when she hit a police car which had run through a red light. 'Calum Best', is son of worshipped soccer player, 'George Best'. The two stars were seen in Kabaret's Prophecy, where an onlooker said, "Calum went over and in no time had Lindsay giggling like a schoolgirl. Within minutes they were snogging the faces off each other". Ah maybe a car accident is the price to pay for leading every male in the world on.

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer....official?

With photo's now surfacing the internet, it appears the couple will soon be official. After going on quite a few dates in the recent weeks, the famous pair have struggled to hide it from the media. The couple apparently met up at Paradise Cove Beach in Malibu and had lunch, reports PerezHilton.com. For now it doesn't seem like full on dating, instead just pretty casual, but I can see something on the horizon for these two. Then again, perhaps it is Jess's way of fighting back to those Nick & Vanessa engagement rumors!

Update: Britney & Kevin's Sex Tape

Their attorney just released this statement: "There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else. It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming accuracy of facts from Kevin's silence."

K-Fed giving away MORE tickets!

In some not surprising news, K-Fed concert organizers have been giving away more tickets to try and boost his upcoming show on Wednesday night at House Of Blues on Sunset. It's reported that on Friday night, at the Frank Black concert, staff were trying their hardest to get rid of as many tickets as possible, but for some reason people didn't want to take them. Hmm....very odd indeed.

Paris Hilton Pukes

The poor girl puked in front of a live auidence after one of Jay-Z's concerts. An onlooker said, “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from a Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage after Jay Z has finished, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. “She gets up on the stage, pukes and leaves. I find the music business charming.” So her music is now making her vomit? - Source ImNotObsessed.com

IS THIS THE BRITNEY & KEVIN SEX VIDEO?

Click here to see the alleged footage!

Appearing around the internet is this short 19 second clip, which is supposedly the couple's sex video...well the preview version. Taken back on the couple's honeymoon, it does look very legit, but there is still no telling if this is the actual video!

Pamela Anderson's Dog Is Missing!

No, I'm not talking about her husband, 'Kid Rock', but I am talking about her real dog, 'Luca'. Her parents were dog watching, whilst she filmed her new film with Denise Richards, "Blonde and Blonder". The statement she released reads, "My little Chihuahua Luca went missing off a beach in Malibu on Sunday afternoon. I think somebody took him. I was returning home from Vancouver and spoke to my parents at 3:30 pm. They were on a private beach with him, which he knows very well. He normally runs on the beach but has been on medication and could have been groggy and not himself. There was a construction crew and an odd person walking along the beach on the public pathways. I need him back."

Nicole takes a walk in L.A

Looking a lot more healthier and, well, hot, Nicole Richie takes a walk in L.A with people stopping to gawk at the celebrity. It turns out that her renewed friendship with Paris seems to be going good for her, then again lets hope she doesn't get to see Paris's new best friend, Britney!

Kiera and Rupert....engaged?

In some more boring news of the day, word has it that Kiera Knightley is set to be married. The star of "Pirates of the Caribbean" is said to be engaged to her boyfriend, 'Rupert Friend' and are both looking to tie the knot sometime in 2007. Kiera reportedly, wants to follow in the footsteps of TomKat and get married somewhere in Italy. Yawn.

Kimberly Stewart's Liver - A OK!

Despite reports that her father, 'Rod Stewart', said that Kimberly is suffering from liver damage due to her excessive drinking, Kimberly has confirmed this is not in fact true. The model and friend of the 'Hilton' family said, "I don't have a liver disease. I was exhausted and feeling sick from burning the candle at both ends. My doctor told me to cut back on drinking and smoking. I have, and I feel so much better. I love my dad but sometimes he has a big mouth - and not just when he's singing!"

Dunst begins to Bloom

Not that anyone cares, but Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst are now dating. After starring in Elizabethtown together, the two stars have decided to hook-up and make a thing of it. So, probably will be over by the end of Winter.

Make way for the Lohan tween

Yes, just for those who don't already know, Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Aliana is going to be releasing an album ready for Christmas. It will be titled, 'Lohan Holiday' and will have a compliation of her favorite Christmas songs. No doubts if this sells at least one copy, we will be seeing her transform into tween movies, then probably in a couple of years we will begin to see pictures of her firecrotch.

Paris Hilton thinks Jessica Simpson is fat

Okay, so Jessica isn't one of those slim down anorexic types, but just because the girl has curves, Paris thinks she is fat! Reports are coming in from Tina Fey, that while Paris was filming her segment for SNL, Paris accordingly said, I hate Jessica, I think she's fat. No words yet back from Jessica yet.

Rove says Goodbye

The death of Australian TV personality, and overall sweetheart, 'Belinda Emmett', has come as a shock to the entire nation. Yesterday, her husband of just one year, said goodbye to her. 'I thank her for every blessed moment', Rove tearfully said. There are no plans to shoot any more episodes of Rove Live for the rest of 06, and it will most likely return sometime next year. Our thoughts and well wishes are with Rove and Belinda's family at this tragic time.

Here we go again...TomKat Pictures!

Here are some of the first exclusive wedding pictures of the world's most uninteresting couple....TomKat......They got married in Italy, lots of celebrities with them when it happened, probably Suri as well....then again who really cares...

Paris can't promise she wont masturbate.

At a press conference held in front of the New York City's temple Rodolph Shalom, Paris Hilton, party girl and heiress, announced, "I will not have sex for one year...with anything that doesn't need batteries." So, pretty much every male in North America are going to be inserting batteries into themselves in hopes for...oh say...1 Night In Paris.

Bond just aint strong enough

Surprisingly 'Casino Royale' has missed its chance of the top spot this week at the box office, coming a near second to the children's film, 'Happy Feet'. Both films made it past the $40M mark this weekend, but are expected to take a steep fall come next week, but the $100M mark is still a very good possibility.

Perez Hiltons last moments...

Perez Hilton site... To close down?

Okay, so nobody wants to hear it, but lets face reality. Perez Hilton, popular blogger has been served with a cease and desist order on Tuesday for images which appeared to be stolen on his website. For around a day and half now, people have been left with no news as to what will happen to the site, but it is now becoming more clear that his site may soon be forced to close down. "Sites like Perez Hilton are a whole new concern in the industry. Copyright should be enforced and respected," said a spokesperson at LDP Images in Toronto about the cases. No word yet on what is happening, so make sure you watch this space as we stay up-to-date on what is happening with the best blogger ever, Peperez!

Brody Jenner is single again!

This is a guy who likes to keep his women changing like underwear. Splitting from 'Laguna Beach' star Lauren Conrad, Jenner is now back on the prowl. With a list of women such as Nicole Richie and Kristin Cavalleri, the guy has got to have something the girls love!

Nicole Richie, Denied Sex

From Val Kilmer! The actor said in this months issue of Elle that he would much rather sleep with Oprah then he would with Nicole. Nice to see he has his priorites straight! Meanwhile Nicole is still laughing off rumors that she had gastric bypass surgery calling them entirely false.