Sunday, November 19, 2006
Paris can't promise she wont masturbate.
At a press conference held in front of the New York City's temple Rodolph Shalom, Paris Hilton, party girl and heiress, announced, "I will not have sex for one year...with anything that doesn't need batteries." So, pretty much every male in North America are going to be inserting batteries into themselves in hopes for...oh say...1 Night In Paris.
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Um...have a date on that? Because it seriously happened almost a YEAR ago. Eeek. Talk about behind the times.
Anyone notice that she's holding a doobie in her left hand?
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